Acceptable Quote by George Carlin

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage.

— William Stewart Halsted

“all personal problems can be solved by a suitable application of high explosives”

— Bubba

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

— Charlie Sheen

“Dynamite’s not a scalpel. It’s not even a fire axe. It’s precise like a hand grenade. You don’t control an explosion so much as…

— Chuck Wendig

I never say of an operation that it is without danger.

— August Bier

Committing unnecessary surgeries is very, very rare. And it's very wrong.

— Anonymous

Because we are in a war situation, this can sometimes be dangerous work. But guys like A.D. Flowers and his technicians just take it…

— Vic Morrow

One of my surgical giant friends had in his operating room a sign "If the operation is difficult, you aren't doing it right." What…

— Joseph Murray

Like the old Italian saying goes, 'It ain't rocket surgery.

— Nadia Giosia

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

— Scott Adams

I'm a big believer in anesthesia. I think it should be used for every medical procedure, indlucing routine physicals.

— Dave Barry

May there not be methods of using explosive energy incomparably more intense than anything heretofore discovered? Might not a bomb no bigger than an…

— Winston Churchill