Gynecologists Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Gynecologists Jobs Opening Wanted
Help me, Mr. Wizard! I don't want to be an amateur gynecologist anymore! — Rock Cowles Channeling Tooter The Turtle Copy Share Image
I entered the work force cleaning breast pumps at a pharmacy! It was a part-time gig while I was at school... no interview required. — Chris Hemsworth Copy Share Image
Have an opening available for a Real Woman, so I've been accepting resumes an applications for this new position. And will start the interviewing… — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
I worked at Planned Parenthood for eight years, rising through the ranks from volunteer escort to clinic counselor to clinic director. — Abby Johnson Copy Share Image
The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish them no… — Lucille Clifton Copy Share Image
as we acquire new aches and new pains, our health care is, of necessity, being supplied by internists, cardiologists, dermatologists, podiatrists, urologists, periodontists, gynecologists… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
“Filming a scene, there are countless takes of the same incident. Someone watching in the street - obviously a provincial - can't get over… — Emil M. Cioran Copy Share Image
I go for my completely routine mammogram and then I get a call from my gynecologist. And she says, 'Well, I have some -… — Cynthia Nixon Copy Share Image
One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation.… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
As a doctor, let me tell you what self-love does: It improves your hearing, your eyesight, lowers your blood pressure, increases pulmonary function, cardiac… — Christiane Northrup Copy Share Image
Loving everything about yourself - even the 'unacceptable' - is an act of personal power. It is the beginning of healing. — Christiane Northrup Copy Share Image
I've been at stand-up 26 years now: After a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
