wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish… — Lucille Clifton Copy Share Image
as we acquire new aches and new pains, our health care is, of necessity, being supplied by internists, cardiologists, dermatologists, podiatrists, urologists,… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
I go for my completely routine mammogram and then I get a call from my gynecologist. And she says, 'Well, I have… — Cynthia Nixon Copy Share Image
One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
As a doctor, let me tell you what self-love does: It improves your hearing, your eyesight, lowers your blood pressure, increases pulmonary… — Christiane Northrup Copy Share Image
Loving everything about yourself - even the 'unacceptable' - is an act of personal power. It is the beginning of healing. — Christiane Northrup Copy Share Image
I've been at stand-up 26 years now: After a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Been thinking about having a baby. But if I want to do it, I'd have to do it soon 'cause it's getting… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my… — Cathy Ladman Copy Share Image
Few gynecologists recommend to their heterosexual patients the most foolpoof of solutions, namely, misterectomy. — Mary Daly Copy Share Image
We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it. But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Forty years ago, after many years of successful use of thyroid therapy, leading gynecologists in this country and elsewhere were reporting thyroid… — Broda Otto Barnes Copy Share Image
If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
