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Brushes Quote by George Carlin

“I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.” quote by George Carlin
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“I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.”

George Carlin

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up routine, Comedy Album, 1990s

He humorously questions hygiene norms, suggesting personal standards can be arbitrary and minimal

In simple terms: Personal hygiene standards can be personal and minimal

Key Takeaway

Question your assumptions about norms

Themes

humor individualism norms

Mood

irreverent lighthearted

Type

satirical observational

When to use this quote

  • daily routine
  • travel
  • minimalist living

Key Concepts

cultural critique personal autonomy

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do you follow habits for comfort or conformity?
  • When is minimalism practical?
A Different Perspective

May ignore health risks of poor hygiene

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