Bowling Quote by George Carlin

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

— George Carlin

Christianity is not a spectator sport. It's something in which we become totally involved.

— Billy Graham

Golf was never a religion to me.

— Dan Jenkins

Listen Jerry, bowling is a man's sport. If God had wanted women to bowl, he would have put their breasts on their backs so…

— Married With Children

Sports is, somehow, a religion.

— Michael Novak

I don't eat pork. It's not for any religious purposes - it's just something that I let go.

— Jalen Hurts

I'm not bowled over by how different all the world's religions are - I'm bowled over by how similar they are.

— Marianne Williamson

Bowlings not a sports its my life. people judge dispite the fact they know I'm right we all have our paths u have yours…

— Erik Thomas

I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me,…

— Chris Hardwick

In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function…

— Dave Barry

Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.

— James Reston, Jr

It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.

— Bill Maher