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Communion Quote by Bill Maher

“It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.” quote by Bill Maher — Download Open image

“It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.”

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