Art Quote by Bill Maher

It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.

— Bill Maher

“People have been fed a Lean Cuisine® in the name of Jesus and told that it was a feast and they’ve decided there must…

— Peggy Haymes

“But it seemed manipulative to me to make the hungry sit like good dogs for their supper. And it did not surprise me that…

— Ron Hall

“Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling raw steak,…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“I once read a short story about some cannibals who didn't turn their victims into steaks and chops and roasts; they made them all…

— Pete Hautman

Jesus does not give recipes that show the way to God. He Himself is the way.

— Karl Barth

“Jesus Christ was made broken bread and poured-out wine for us, and He expects us to be made broken bread and poured-out wine in…

— Oswald Chambers

One morning I was reading the story of Jesus' feeding of the five thousand. The disciples could find only five loaves of bread and…

— Elisabeth Elliot

“She kept a picture of a very Caucasian Jesus on her living room wall and her gallstones in a baby food jar that hung…

— Sam Harris

“But, mate, my heart is sore for Christian diet. You mightn't happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? No? Well, many's…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

“tore off the tape holding the top flap down and lifted it up to reveal a giant cake dripping with chocolate icing inside. “OH…

— Melissa Giorgio

“The entire holiday was a joke; Jesus had to share it with Santa. The only thing worse was that Jesus had to share Easter…

— Tarryn Fisher