Alleys Quote by Dave Barry

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

— Aubrey Plaza

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

— George Carlin

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

— Uncle Kracker

If you go running, you put on sneakers. When you go bowling, you take your personal bowling balls with you. In much the same…

— Jeffrey Katzenberg

My drinking team has a bowling problem!

— Keith Bucholtz

Every bowling center should have a house pro.

— Don Johnson

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!

— John Calipari

I have put in a lot of work on my bowling.

— Vijay Shankar

You need to plan your bowling. Whenever things are not working for you - like, if you don't get swing - then you have…

— Bhuvneshwar Kumar

One thing I've always wanted to do…slid down one the bowling alleylanes c: It seems like so much fun! c;

— Anonymous

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.

— Kathleen Madigan

I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me,…

— Chris Hardwick