Average Quote by Garrison Keillor

Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.

— Garrison Keillor

“That's the news from Lake Woebegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.”

— Garrison Keillor

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon, and that's probably one reason why we get along so very…

— Garrison Keillor

I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You learn to…

— Garrison Keillor

When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that…

— Garrison Keillor

In Lake Wobegon, we don't forget mistakes.

— Garrison Keillor

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

— Garrison Keillor

A boy wrote me once to say that he loved it when the news from Lake Wobegon came on the radio because it meant…

— Garrison Keillor

Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our…

— Garrison Keillor

We are braver and wiser because they existed, those strong women and strong men... We are who we are because they were who they…

— Maya Angelou

Garrison Keillor's 'Lake Wobegon' books create a world I can immerse myself in over and over. I love the deadpan humour, the warmth, and…

— Fiona Barton

“Psychologists have identified three distinct phases in a human's response to disasters. The first is denial. Previous wildfires had brought a series of near…

— Lizzie Johnson