Failure Quote by Garrison Keillor

Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our…

— Garrison Keillor

A boy wrote me once to say that he loved it when the news from Lake Wobegon came on the radio because it meant…

— Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor's 'Lake Wobegon' books create a world I can immerse myself in over and over. I love the deadpan humour, the warmth, and…

— Fiona Barton

I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You learn to…

— Garrison Keillor

When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that…

— Garrison Keillor

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

— Garrison Keillor

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

— Garrison Keillor

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon, and that's probably one reason why we get along so very…

— Garrison Keillor

“Psychologists have identified three distinct phases in a human's response to disasters. The first is denial. Previous wildfires had brought a series of near…

— Lizzie Johnson

One little leak becomes a lake, Says the tiny voice in my earpiece

— Thom Yorke

“They are the largest collection of freshwater lakes in the world. They border eight U.S. states and the Canadian Providence of Ontario and at…

— Susan Magsamen

If you looked down to the bottom of my soul, you would understand fully the source of my longing and – pity me. Even…

— Anonymous