Lake wobegon Quotes

In Lake Wobegon, we don't forget mistakes.

— Garrison Keillor

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

— Garrison Keillor

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

— Garrison Keillor

A boy wrote me once to say that he loved it when the news from Lake Wobegon came on the radio because…

— Garrison Keillor

Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my…

— Garrison Keillor

I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You…

— Garrison Keillor

When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have…

— Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor's 'Lake Wobegon' books create a world I can immerse myself in over and over. I love the deadpan humour, the…

— Fiona Barton

We have nearly complete misunderstanding between people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon, and that's probably one reason why we get along…

— Garrison Keillor

“Psychologists have identified three distinct phases in a human's response to disasters. The first is denial. Previous wildfires had brought a series…

— Lizzie Johnson