Funny Quote by Frank Zappa Download Open image “If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.” — Frank Zappa ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guitar Guitarist Hours Ifs Inspiring Waking
No matter how long you play the guitar, there's always something else to learn. — Tom Petty Copy Share Image
One day you pick up the guitar and you feel like a great master, and the next day you feel like a fool. It’s… — Tommy Emmanuel Copy Share Image
I'm still constantly learning and that's what keeps me excited about the guitar. — Gary Hoey Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
