Humor Quote by Eloise J. Knapp

“They've never known a time when people drank rain water because it was pure, or could eat snow, or swim in any river or…

— Madeline L'Engle

It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic. -Mike Lowery

— Bad Boys 2

“In Seattle there is a constant hope for a period called “two days in a row when it doesn’t fucking rain.”

— Drew Hayes

... trash talk ... Washington floats on a river of aspersion.

— David Brooks

“to just jump into the deep end.” “And hope the pool has water in it?” Ryan asked.”

— Ann Lister

“I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Billy: Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool. Dad: Give him a glass of water!”

— Various

“I swam in the neighborhood peel. I mean pool. I guess I threw that pee in there because the swimming experience left a bad…

— Jarod Kintz

In the current [Carter] administration, who can use the White House swimming pool and tennis courts is decided at the very highest level. President…

— Henry A. Kissinger

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'

— Lyndon B. Johnson

Washington's a cesspool of money.

— Stewart Udall