Afternoon Quote by Lyndon B. Johnson

President Can't Swim.

— Lyndon B. Johnson

“A net across the Little Trickle won't catch fish in the Watercress River.”

— Carol Kendall

“You don't get drown by falling into a river. You get drown by remaining there. Falling accidentally and rising immediately was what distinguished Thomas…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“If your head isn't wet, you can't say you have been swimming.”

— Mary W. Walters

“It is never a river’s fault that one cannot swim.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

I could as easily bail out the Potomac River with a teaspoon as attend to all the details of the army.

— Abraham Lincoln

I can't swim.

— Louis Walsh

“Obama is the classic turtle on a fence post. The faithful may believe he climbed up that post, but Obama knows otherwise”

— Jack Cashill

“Rivers spill mysteries into the ocean, and the ocean washes the answer to the shore.”

— Tanja Kobasic

“The rules of this house are written in water. I must either sink or swim.”

— Jessie Burton

“Kabat-Zinn writes, “You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.” OBAMA”

— Will Schwalbe

Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.

— Mort Sahl