Bits Quote by Demetri Martin

I dont understand how people get hit by trains. Its not like a train can leave the rail.

— Justin Mccloskey

On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling…

— Victoria Wood

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking…

— Johnny Carson

People's lives are in the care of the railways when they get on a train. The railways should remember that.

— Nina Bawden

What thrills me about trains is not their size or their equipment but the fact that they are moving, that they embody a connection…

— Marianne Wiggins

They're called Virgin Trains because they don't go all the way.

— Simon Hoggart

If a train stops at a train station, what do you think happens at a work station?

— Hal Varian

I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in…

— Ally Carter

Give everyone a chance to have a piece of the pie. If the pie's not big enough, make a bigger pie.

— Dave Thomas

We can make the trains run on time but if they are not going where we want them to go, why bother?

— Neil Postman

We ought to make the pie higher.

— George W. Bush

I love trains. It's the only way to travel anymore where it doesn't involve a TSA agent slowly tracing the curve of my inner…

— Bill Maher