Food Quote by Paula Deen

If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

— Demetri Martin

There's not a pie that I don't like.

— Mary Nightingale

So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.

— Martha Stewart

I know that I am essentially a sort of fun-loving person who really just wants to sit around and eat pies.

— Nora Ephron

I've always been a big fan of pie.

— Soupy Sales

I'm not trying to take more of the pie for myself. I'm trying to make the pie larger for everyone.

— Dean Karnazes

I can't keep my fingers out of any pies.

— David Bowie

I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to…

— John Gould

In my darkest moments, I have not eaten an entire pie, but I have turned to other baked goods to find solace.

— David Lowery

I stay away from pies, cakes and things like that.

— John Havlicek

There's certain cakes you've got to have, maybe a pie here and there. But I know to not do it as much.

— Biz Markie

Give everyone a chance to have a piece of the pie. If the pie's not big enough, make a bigger pie.

— Dave Thomas