Faces Quote by Demetri Martin

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.

— Paula Deen

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking…

— Johnny Carson

Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in…

— Noel Fielding

You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

— Emma Thompson

I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause.

— Cheryl Richardson

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

— Matthew Moy

Pie throwing is always a very funny incident. For a few seconds it takes away the dignity of authority. It's a thing a person…

— Soupy Sales

“Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass.”

— Eve Langlais

“cut the pie”

— Yuval Noah Harari

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.

— Johnny Vegas

Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie.

— Charles Dickens

I won't demonstrate how I yell 'Go Pies!' because my children nearly have a heart-attack when it comes out. It's the one time that…

— Asher Keddie