Art Quote by Johnny Carson

Pie throwing is always a very funny incident. For a few seconds it takes away the dignity of authority. It's a thing a person…

— Soupy Sales

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

— Matthew Moy

If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

— Demetri Martin

You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

— Emma Thompson

You should not throw a pie that's in a pan.

— Soupy Sales

Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?

— Brooke Elliott

I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to…

— John Gould

It's not a real pie. It's ummm. A foaming facial wash... Pie.

— Hannah Montana

Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in…

— Noel Fielding

I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in…

— Ally Carter

I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause.

— Cheryl Richardson

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.

— Jim Gaffigan