Always Quote by Soupy Sales

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking…

— Johnny Carson

You should not throw a pie that's in a pan.

— Soupy Sales

Food Throwers: Begun usually by estranged couples, once this victual flinging starts, everyone will do it...Should your dinner party have become an out of…

— J. P. Donleavy

If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

— Demetri Martin

Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate into apologetic courtesy; I have watched it happen.

— Leif Enger

You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

— Emma Thompson

“Well we certainly don't want to see that kind of thing,’ admonished Jeff Stelling. ‘Did it calm down?’ ‘No,’ shouted Kamara. ‘It got worse.…

— Dougie Brimson

I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to…

— John Gould

If someone throws a pie at you, it's gotta stick. It's gotta be gooey. So you use a whipped cream pie. And if it's…

— Soupy Sales

Give everyone a chance to have a piece of the pie. If the pie's not big enough, make a bigger pie.

— Dave Thomas

So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.

— Martha Stewart

I won't demonstrate how I yell 'Go Pies!' because my children nearly have a heart-attack when it comes out. It's the one time that…

— Asher Keddie