Cocaine Quote by David Sedaris
““June 3, 1987 Chicago This afternoon I found a $50 bill in the foyer of the building near the mailboxes. It was folded thin and full of cocaine. Some of it spilled when I opened it up, but there’s still plenty left. So that’s $50 in cash and around $80 worth of cocaine—$130! If I find $50 every day, I won’t need to get a job.””
About This Quote
Source Essay: A Day in the Life, 1995
Finding a $50 bill with cocaine highlights temptation of easy money versus the value of honest work.
In simple terms: Easy gains tempt but may cost more.
Weigh short‑term gain against long‑term integrity.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- daily budgeting
- job seeking
- ethical choices
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What would you do with unexpected money?
- How do you balance risk and reward?
The narrative may glorify illegal activity, ignoring consequences.