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Cocaine Quote by David Sedaris

“June 3, 1987 Chicago This afternoon I found a $50 bill in the foyer of the building near the mailboxes. It was folded thin and full of cocaine. Some of it spilled when I opened it up, but there’s still plenty left. So that’s $50 in cash and around $80 worth of cocaine—$130! If I find $50 every…” quote by David Sedaris
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““June 3, 1987 Chicago This afternoon I found a $50 bill in the foyer of the building near the mailboxes. It was folded thin and full of cocaine. Some of it spilled when I opened it up, but there’s still plenty left. So that’s $50 in cash and around $80 worth of cocaine—$130! If I find $50 every day, I won’t need to get a job.””

David Sedaris

About This Quote

Source Essay: A Day in the Life, 1995

Finding a $50 bill with cocaine highlights temptation of easy money versus the value of honest work.

In simple terms: Easy gains tempt but may cost more.

Key Takeaway

Weigh short‑term gain against long‑term integrity.

Themes

temptation ethics risk

Mood

reflective cautionary

Type

essay humorous

When to use this quote

  • daily budgeting
  • job seeking
  • ethical choices

Key Concepts

Moral dilemmas financial decisions

Questions to Reflect On

  • What would you do with unexpected money?
  • How do you balance risk and reward?
A Different Perspective

The narrative may glorify illegal activity, ignoring consequences.

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