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Life Quote by Justin Halpern

“Sometimes life leaves a hundred-dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later it's because it fucked you.” quote by Justin Halpern — Download Open image

““Sometimes life leaves a hundred-dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later it's because it fucked you.””

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