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Cat Quote by Dave Barry

“Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.” quote by Dave Barry — Download Open image

“Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.”

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