Funny Quote by Daniel Tosh Download Open image “I can say that. I have a television show.” — Daniel Tosh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor I can Shows Television Television show Television shows
I have a new television show in the works, and that is all I can say right now. — Angie Stone Copy Share Image
I don't want to do television. A TV show sitcom? I don't even watch TV. — China Chow Copy Share Image
So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
It never crossed my mind that one day I'm gonna be big and famous and have my own TV show, you know? — Jack Osbourne Copy Share Image
There's a huge demand for my entertainment, and I can't meet the need. So I decided to try a TV show to reach as… — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
I don't have much time for TV shows, but if I did, I'd watch 'Seinfeld' reruns. — Vonda Shepard Copy Share Image
Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN! — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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