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Very Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
- It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
- I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
- I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.
- If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.
- Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a…
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