"If I had a dollar for every time……" — Mitch Hedberg

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• After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you… — Michele Bachmann
• America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up… — John Barrymore
• You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally… — Scott Adams
• During the campaign for re-election, Barack Obama at least made vague references to a willingness to accept $3 trillion of… — Bob Beauprez
• Percentage margins don't matter. What matters always is dollar margins: the actual dollar amount. Companies are valued not on their… — Jeff Bezos
• Al Qaeda is almost all in Pakistan, and Pakistan has nuclear weapons. And yet for every dollar we're spending in… — Joe Biden
• 'Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars.' Guess what? Yes, we do in one regard: We… — Joe Biden
• Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop
• Don't solicit feedback on your product, idea or your business just for validation purposes. You want to tell the people… — Sara Blakely
• If you want to know how rich you really are, find out what would be left of you tomorrow if… — William J. H. Boetcker
• The risk presented by these lethal wastes is like no other risk, and we should not be expected to accept… — David R. Brower
• There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further. — Wernher von Braun

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