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- When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car…
- Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad. But…
- Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
- If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to…
- I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'll be like…
- I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
- Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made…
- I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'.…
- I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say 'What?'.…
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