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Go Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace…
- I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my…
- I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.'
- On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means…
- You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the…
- Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
- Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I…
- I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of…
- Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a…
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