"Every time I go and shave, I assume……" — Mitch Hedberg

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• You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
• Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man;… — Marcus Aurelius
• When it comes to personnel issues, I act professionally and respectful of former employees. I just assume that's a two-way… — Michele Bachmann
• I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume… — Amy Adams
• The first mistake of art is to assume that it's serious. — Lester Bangs
• Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they… — Dave Barry
• Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. — Dave Barry
• Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important… — Melissa Bean
• Children who assume adult responsibilities feel old when they're young. — Martha Beck
• All too often arrogance accompanies strength, and we must never assume that justice is on the side of the strong.… — Theodore Bikel
• All of the people who are using their BlackBerries or their iPhones, Facebook, all of the people who are sitting… — Tony Abbott
• Globalisation means many other countries are asserting themselves and trying to take over leadership. Please don't ask Americans to let… — Buzz Aldrin

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