Shaving Quotes
83 quotes by 79 authors
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Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?
— Albert Einstein
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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave…
— Woody Allen
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Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.
— William Shakespeare
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I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see…
— Patrick Dempsey
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A good lather is half the shave.
— William Hone
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I suppose there were moonless nights and dark ones with but a silver shaving and pale stars in the sky, but I remember them all…
— Willa Cather
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Now the Earth's face is lathered white with shaving soap It's a long time till the razor once more makes its face smooth and fresh…
— Gunvor Hofmo
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I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
— Chaz Bono
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Though it`s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.
— Michael Rosenbaum
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I shave without using shaving cream
— Jerry Stiller
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I take my hat off to the ladies. The amount of grooming-plucking and shaving and all the other things men never have to do. I…
— Cillian Murphy
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I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished I was a…
— Judy Blundell
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The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs…
— Elayne Boosler
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Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning, to keep watch over my thoughts, because, if a line of poetry strays into…
— A. E. Housman
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When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about…
— Mark Spitz
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First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
— Si Robertson
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Mon cher ami, let's not give them any pretext, no matter how small, for judging us!!! Otherwise, we'll be left in shreds. We are forced…
— Albert Camus
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You take a fraction of reality and expand on it. It's very seldom totally at odds with the facts. It's shaving a piece of reality…
— Frank Snepp
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President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, 'I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed…
— Jay Leno
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As Einstein queried, 'Why is it that I get my best ideas in the morning while I'm shaving?' Shaving is like meditation with a sharp…
— Gabrielle Roth
Who Wrote These Shaving Quotes
79 authors contributed a total of 83 Shaving Quotes, led by these top contributors: