Shaving Quotes

83 quotes by 79 authors

Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving? — Albert Einstein
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave… — Woody Allen
Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. — William Shakespeare
I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see… — Patrick Dempsey
A good lather is half the shave. — William Hone
I suppose there were moonless nights and dark ones with but a silver shaving and pale stars in the sky, but I remember them all… — Willa Cather
Now the Earth's face is lathered white with shaving soap It's a long time till the razor once more makes its face smooth and fresh… — Gunvor Hofmo
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. — Chaz Bono
Though it`s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible. — Michael Rosenbaum
I shave without using shaving cream — Jerry Stiller
I take my hat off to the ladies. The amount of grooming-plucking and shaving and all the other things men never have to do. I… — Cillian Murphy
I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished I was a… — Judy Blundell
The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs… — Elayne Boosler
Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning, to keep watch over my thoughts, because, if a line of poetry strays into… — A. E. Housman
When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about… — Mark Spitz
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson
Mon cher ami, let's not give them any pretext, no matter how small, for judging us!!! Otherwise, we'll be left in shreds. We are forced… — Albert Camus
You take a fraction of reality and expand on it. It's very seldom totally at odds with the facts. It's shaving a piece of reality… — Frank Snepp
President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, 'I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed… — Jay Leno
As Einstein queried, 'Why is it that I get my best ideas in the morning while I'm shaving?' Shaving is like meditation with a sharp… — Gabrielle Roth

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