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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?
— Albert Einstein
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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially,…
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Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.
— William Shakespeare
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I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven.…
— Patrick Dempsey
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A good lather is half the shave.
— William Hone
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I suppose there were moonless nights and dark ones with but a silver shaving and pale stars in the sky, but I…
— Willa Cather
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Now the Earth's face is lathered white with shaving soap It's a long time till the razor once more makes its face…
— Gunvor Hofmo
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I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
— Chaz Bono
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Though it`s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.
— Michael Rosenbaum
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I shave without using shaving cream
— Jerry Stiller
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I take my hat off to the ladies. The amount of grooming-plucking and shaving and all the other things men never have…
— Cillian Murphy
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I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished…
— Judy Blundell
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