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Kids Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they…
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
- In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
- Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
- The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada…
- If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.
- I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.
- My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.
- I've always been intrigued with the variety of answers this generation will give their children who ask, "Where did I come from, Mommy?" They will…
- For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the…
- I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle.
- ... it's simply wrong to always order [kids] to stop that fighting. There are times when one child is simply defending his rights and damned…
- You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
- Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who…
- Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.
- Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the lights…
- It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's…
- When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
- You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by…
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- I think when you're 10 years old, it's too much to see something with the threat of death in every episode. Kids… — J. J. Abrams
- The thing is, acoustic could be like a four-letter word to a lot of kids. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Making movies was more a reaction to not being chosen for sports. Other kids were out there playing at whatever; I was… — J. J. Abrams
- When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams
- When I was a little kid - and even still - I loved magic tricks. When I saw how movies got made… — J. J. Abrams
- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire