"Most women put off entertaining until the kids…" — Erma Bombeck
"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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I work very hard at relationships. I've done the thing of being home. I worked all day and came home…
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I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was…
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I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear…
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My sincere hope is that 'The Da Vinci Code,' in addition to entertaining people, will serve as an open door…
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Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind…
— Margaret Cho
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Cooking for people is an enormously significant expression of generosity and soulfulness, and entertaining is a way to be both…
— Ted Allen
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The most entertaining songs don't always come from a nice place. In songs where I think I'm being really sensitive,…
— Jarvis Cocker
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I also wanted to express the strength of cinema to hide reality, while being entertaining. Cinema can fill in the…
— Pedro Almodovar
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When you are in a good theatre show, it is a wonderful and very fulfilling experience, entertaining a large audience…
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Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading…
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In Alien, Sigourney Weaver's role was written for a man. In Salt, Angelina Jolie's role was written for Tom Cruise.…
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