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Inspirational Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left,…
- When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no.…
- There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
- Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
- If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Children make your life important.
- I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
- I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
- For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties…
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
- Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
- Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
- How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
- God created man, but I could do better.
- Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
- What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
- For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
- Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
- Every puppy should have a boy.
- The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
- I used everything you gave me.
- No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
- I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.
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- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
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- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento