"I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards……" — Erma Bombeck
"I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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More Buzzards Quotes
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one of 13 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.
— Spike Dykes
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If I were reincarnated, I'd want to come back a buzzard. Nothing hates him or envies him or wants him…
— William Faulkner
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Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.
— Edward Abbey
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Buzzards got to eat; same as worms.
— Josey Wales
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Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard…
— Maxine
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We are kindred all of us, killer and victim, predator and prey, me and the sly coyote, the soaring buzzard,…
— Edward Abbey
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The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.
— Josh Billings
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Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger.
— John Harvey Kellogg
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You must first realize the thing completely in your mind. Then grasp the brush, fix your attention so that you…
— Morris Graves
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A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer. A serious writer may be a hawk or…
— Ernest Hemingway
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Well, laddie, if you've let an old buzzard like me hurt you confidence, you couldn't have had much in the…
— Tamora Pierce
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Now you wonder why he does it, how he does it, wasnt cause he had buzzards circle around his head…
— Eminem
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