"Never go to a doctor whose office plants…" — Erma Bombeck
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have…
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I almost died, secretly, behind closed doors.
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No one in the United States has become seriously ill or has died because of any kind of accident at…
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My mother had a son from previous marriage and her husband died in Second World War.
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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When Whitney Houston died, I felt great sadness. My sadness, of course, was about our collective loss - when you…
— James Belushi
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Only a humanity to whom death has become as indifferent as its members, that has itself died, can inflict it…
— Theodor Adorno
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I think we risk becoming the best informed society that has ever died of ignorance.
— Ruben Blades
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I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you…
— Humphrey Bogart
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their…
— Erma Bombeck
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Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their…
— Barbara Boxer
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My personal telephone book is a book of the dead now. I'm so old. Almost all of my friends have…
— Ray Bradbury
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Has there ever been a society which has died of dissent? Several have died of conformity in our lifetime.
— Jacob Bronowski
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