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Greg Gutfeld has 55 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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The media is Obama's scandal condom.
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Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to…
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If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.
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When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely…
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How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists?…
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People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And…
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It was then that I realized that while playing the well-meaning tolerant individual (in short: liberal) garnered you fans and grades, it…
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A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
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The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting…
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The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.
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We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive.
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The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.
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Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?
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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially,…
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Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.
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I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven.…
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A good lather is half the shave.
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I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
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Though it`s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.
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I shave without using shaving cream
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I take my hat off to the ladies. The amount of grooming-plucking and shaving and all the other things men never have…
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I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished…
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