Greg Gutfeld Quotes

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• The media is Obama's scandal condom.
• Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot.…
• If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.
• When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons. It’s…
• How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny,…
• People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a…
• It was then that I realized that while playing the well-meaning tolerant individual (in short: liberal) garnered you fans and grades, it didn't matter. In…
• A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
• The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.
• The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.
• We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive.
• The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.
• I know that if I say something that's considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money…
• I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.
• A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could
• You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.
• Look, this debate is basic: it's small government vs. big government. So how cowardly do folks like Blood and Frank Rich have to be that…
• Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.
• Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
• Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the…

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