Shave Quotes

146 quotes by 138 authors

I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.' — Eric Bana
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. — Dave Barry
It's a great beauty tip, if you ever want to look five years younger, to shave off your eyebrows. It's amazing what it does. It… — Malin Akerman
There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever. Besides, who would ever shave… — Lord Byron
The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. — Drew Carey
When in times of turmoil and breakup, do not cut or shave your head, because it will never end well. — Christine Lakin
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. — Samuel Hoffenstein
I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap. — Alistair Cooke
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman. — Garry Shandling
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave… — Woody Allen
A good lather is half the shave. — William Hone
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. — Chaz Bono
It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do. — David Cook
It's difficult for the public to realize how powerful the mind is, and how much pain the mind can give you. When you're depressed, it's… — Rod Steiger
I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits — Natalie Portman
I shave without using shaving cream — Jerry Stiller
People shave their heads all the time. — Britney Spears
Shave your head, wear a 'ZERO' shirt. Take away your identity. What do you have? You still have yourself. — Billy Corgan
I think I need to spend some time with safari but what arrests my attention are salient, sadomasochism, saccadic, and salad days. I think I… — Dara Wier
I was born in the back seat of a Yellow Cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged needing… — Tom Waits

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