Shave Quotes

146 quotes by 138 authors

Feeding a baby is like filling a hole with putty - you get it in and then you sort of shave off all the excess… — Anne Lamott
Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you… — Milton Friedman
Growing up, I thought my grandfather was dead. Later, I learned he was alive, but my family pretended he didn't exist because of the terrible… — Deborah Pryce
I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle with all the kids passing around a little bongo drum. I was the last… — Jack White
The useless days will add up to something. The shitty waitressing jobs. The hours writing in your journal. The long meandering walks. The hours reading… — Cheryl Strayed
I think I'm a realist. Which people who don't like me consider to be pessimism. It isn't pessimism at all. If I was a pessimist… — Steven Morrissey
Then the children went to bed, or at least went upstairs, and the men joined the women for a cigarette on the porch, absently picking… — Amy Hempel
The work is with me when I wake up in the morning; it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run… — C S Forester
The idea that Godâ€™s mercy is connected to whether or not I shave is ludicrous and I need to just trust myself, and that, you… — Matisyahu
You can't grow a beard if you shave — Bob Blue
If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his… — Benjamin Franklin
This is sad. I just think itâ€™s a little ridiculous we are still only looking at the surface of one another. Red hair? Blue hair?… — Hayley Williams
The question is, when so many others cut corners, shave the truth, self-deal, believe in the fast buck, and follow the crowd along the low… — Price Pritchett
Commuter - one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train And then rides… — Elwyn Brooks White
If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his… — Benjamin Franklin
Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get… — Alton Brown
Horses and jockeys mature earlier than people - which is why horses are admitted to racetracks at the age of two, and jockeys before they… — Dick Beddoes
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time… — Dave Barry
How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message? — Steve Aylett
Food is one part. Love is another part. I cut their hair, I give them a shave, I give them bath. For them, to feel… — Narayanan Krishnan

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