Shave Quotes

146 quotes by 134 authors

I didn't even know how to shave at 15. — Paul Azinger
Don't shave, don't shower, don't care. Be really stinky and wear the same clothes every day. I think what makes a man sexy is not… — Gwen Stefani
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he… — Mitch Hedberg
If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws… — Molly Harper
The surgical nurses were right. Theo Buchanan was gorgeous.. and sexy as hell. But none of that should matter. She was his physician, nothing more,… — Julie Garwood
And then, going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn't fit into that.… — Madonna Ciccone
I won't wear fur - never, ever. I'm an animal lover. I wouldn't even wear faux fur. I prefer to go the cheap route and… — Bonnie Hunt
We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe. — Patton Oswalt
And part of the soil is called to wash away In storms and streams shave close and gnaw the rocks. Besides, whatever the earth feeds… — Lucretius
Looking in the mirror to check if my tie is straight is a waste of my time. I only look in the mirror once a… — Lennart Meri
In New Mexico, he always awoke a young man, not until he arose and began to shave did he realize that he was growing older.… — Willa Cather
I had to delegate authority to the people on my staff. That means you shave away the hierarchy. — Jurgen Klinsmann
As we shave it happens that we cut ourself with the razor blade; this does not mean that we must not shave in the morning… — B.K.S. Iyengar
You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me. — Peta Wilson
When my dad was badly weakened by the flu and my mom wanted to call an ambulance to take him to the emergency room, he… — Rich Lowry
I'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't. — Gabriel Macht
I don't shave when I'm not working. — Darren Criss
I always saw myself as really ugly. My father even told me I was ugly because I would shave my head and look like a… — Asia Argento
If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore. — Casey Abrams
When I finish a film, I like to drastically change my appearance. I get sick of looking at the same thing in the mirror for… — Ethan Embry

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