Shave Quotes

146 quotes by 134 authors

The human species is often amazingly inventive and industrious but at the same time profoundly lazy. It's very clear that we humans don't like to… — Charles Petzold
Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back. — Paul Heyman
I don't wear ties to work. And I don't shave. — Mark T Bertolini
As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow… — Chris Pratt
Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee,… — H. L. Mencken
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed… — Bill Cosby
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. — Simon Cowell
I've always wanted to shave my head for a role because I've wanted to play a character who had a shaved head. I don't know… — Elisha Cuthbert
I shave my body in all kinds of ways, wear tons of eyeliner and dye my hair pink. — Beth Ditto
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg
I want to play a character I've never been before-a crazy serial killer like Charlize Theron in Monster. I'd love to have to shave my… — Jennifer Lawrence
Every woman should shave her head once in her life, to experience what it feels like. — Bai Ling
I always have a beard between jobs. I just let it grow until they pay me to shave it. People are quite surprised it's ginger.… — James McAvoy
When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every week! And then, I really like to change my looks… — Christopher Meloni
I shave my legs twice a week. It's hard the first time you do it. But I'm very lazy. For a team photo in December… — David Millar
You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your… — Chris Pratt
I was really excited to get to shave my head - it's something I'd wanted to do for a while and now I had a… — Natalie Portman
I look thuggish when I shave my head and wear big boots. I walk into a newsagent and people think I'm going to jump the… — Robert Smith
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. — Adlai E. Stevenson
Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for an… — Donatella Versace

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