Shave Quotes

146 quotes by 134 authors

We always have something running in the back of our thoughts. What's running behind yours? Right now I was thinking about how nice his eyes… — Superman
This is me and one o my home girls, Sadley she passed away not so long ago, she was very sweet hearted that we decided… — Levita Brahz
When you stand in front of the mirror with a towel and shave. — Maggie
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That… — Hollywood Undead
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla. — Ashley
You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this… — Lawrence Kasdan
There are apothecaries' shops, where prepared medicines, liquids, ointments, and plasters are sold; barbers' shops, where they wash and shave the head; and restaurateurs, that… — Hernando Cortes
The best thing about switching from being an actor to being a director is that you don't have to shave or hold your stomach in… — Dick Powell
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go… — Ogden Nash
A barber learns to shave by shaving fools — Romanian Proverb
Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave — Unknown Author
I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are… — The Situation
The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue… — Chelsea Handler
Sometimes I shave my legs and sometimes I dont. Sometimes I comb my hair and sometimes I wont. — India.Arie
You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll… — Bart Simpson
There are some dudes who pressure her even when she says stop it. Your not a man you are just a boy that can shave… — Jefferson Bethke
Dear California Weather, Why are u pmsing on us today? We Californians dont like to be burnt to death.... or to be tanned any darker.… — Janelle J
There would be a lot of really nice people saying a lot of nice things. But then I get to the one person who would… — Andrew Garfield
I could say the beard made him look suicidal and then I'll get all sorts of letters from the bearded community. No, in my mind… — Steve Carell
Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. — Snooki

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