Shave Quotes

146 quotes by 134 authors

I try to shave at night so my skin has a chance to settle by the early morning call-time. — Patrick Wilson
I was born with my moustache and, no, I've never been tempted to shave it off. I don't spend a lot of time worrying about… — Robert Winston
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not… — Henry David Thoreau
...a choice had to be made when your husband said something unkind. Specifically: be cruel, be strong, or sulk. 'Be cruel' by saying an unkind… — Jaclyn Moriarty
Shave that jaw, brush that hair, tone down the crazy in the eyes, and he would have to fight women off with that crossbow. — Ilona Andrews
In quick succession, Qhuinn reviewed his answers: No, of course not, the knife was acting of its own volition. I was actually trying to stop… — J R Ward
I drive him to school, then I break back into Barron's house. I'm the best kind of thief, the kind that leaves behind items equal… — Holly Black
Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day. — Jeff Kinney
Thank you. It used to be knee length, but then I discovered that when I get angry I like to cut things. I'm not allowed… — Emilie Autumn
Why do those people guess so much and shave so little, and are so disdainful of hearing aids? — Vladimir Nabokov
Okay, Barrons, it's time." "I am not helping you shave your legs." he said instantly. "Oh please. As if I'd let you. — Karen Marie Moning
She gestured toward his very fine chest with her pencil. â€œOn the off chance I find out after weâ€™re married that your declaration of abiding… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Did that remind anybody else of something?" "Yes," Eve said, tapping her lower lip with a bloodred fingernail. "How much I need to shave her… — Rachel Caine
For a week I did not take off my mechanic's coverall day or night I did not bathe or shave or brush my teeth because… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
J.T Woodland, known as â€œthe cute oneâ€ in The Corporationâ€™s seventh-grade boy band, Boyz Will B Boyz. Due to the success of their triple-platinum hit,… — Libba Bray
I listen to the things people want out of love these days and they blow my mind. I go to the pub with the boys… — Tana French
Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.' 'Girls don't shave', Arya said. 'Maybe they should. Have you ever… — George R. R. Martin
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose, keep in touch (or don't), care about birthdays, waste and lose time, brush their teeth,… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Lissa lowered her voice and added, "I might not even go to school anyway. I might defer and join the Peace Corps and go to… — Sarah Dessen
No I am not all right!â€ Chrestomanci said, after five minutes of this. â€œI have worldwide blisters. I need a shave. Iâ€™m tired out and… — Diana Wynne Jones

Who Wrote These Shave Quotes

134 authors contributed a total of 146 Shave Quotes, led by these top contributors: