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- I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.' — Eric Bana
- The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant… — Dave Barry
- It's a great beauty tip, if you ever want to look five years younger, to shave off your eyebrows. It's amazing what… — Malin Akerman
- There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever. Besides, who… — Lord Byron
- The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your… — Drew Carey
- When in times of turmoil and breakup, do not cut or shave your head, because it will never end well. — Christine Lakin
- Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a… — Samuel Hoffenstein
- I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap. — Alistair Cooke