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• I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.' — Eric Bana
• The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant… — Dave Barry
• It's a great beauty tip, if you ever want to look five years younger, to shave off your eyebrows. It's amazing what… — Malin Akerman
• There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever. Besides, who… — Lord Byron
• The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your… — Drew Carey
• When in times of turmoil and breakup, do not cut or shave your head, because it will never end well. — Christine Lakin
• Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a… — Samuel Hoffenstein
• I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap. — Alistair Cooke
• When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman. — Garry Shandling
• I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially,… — Woody Allen
• A good lather is half the shave. — William Hone
• I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. — Chaz Bono

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