Drew Carey Quotes

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• Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
• As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the…
• My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.
• Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
• I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
• I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'
• Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have…
• There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
• I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
• The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.
• The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
• Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
• I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
• Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
• The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
• The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
• Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian…
• After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
• But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
• Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

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