Best Drew Carey Quotations
- There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy. Fun
- I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed. Agree
- Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. Funny
- If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat? Fly
- People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. Better
- George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit,… Carlin
- I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. Always Thought
- I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else. Inspirational
- I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. Change
- I'm competitive at everything. Competitive
- If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. Comic
- Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like… Canada
- The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time. All
- Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment. Crappy
- Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one. Disconnected
- I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I… Believe
- Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war?… Afraid
- Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I… Always Get
- I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. You… All
- You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. Funny
- As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the… Actually Want
- It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Funny
- When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off. Off
- Weirdo. Weirdo. Underachiever. Weirdo. Weirdo. Underachiever
- And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you… Closer
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