Carlin Quotes

21 quotes by 17 authors

I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin. — Steve Buscemi
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey
On June 22, 2008, at the age of 71, an American revolutionary died. He was a bona fide genius, an outspoken critich, a literary giant… — Corey Taylor
I do not believe in God. I'm an atheist. I consider myself a critical thinker, and it fascinates me that in the 21st century most… — Seth MacFarlane
Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and… — Merle Haggard
When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and… — Marc Maron
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit,… — Drew Carey
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I… — George Lopez
I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things,… — Hank Azaria
I was influenced by a lot of stand-up comedians... Eddie Murphy back when he was doing 'Raw.' I watched that so many times as a… — Ray William Johnson
The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin… — Penn Jillette
George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will… — Denis Leary
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's… — Denis Leary
And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed. — Kevin Smith
I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who… — Ron White
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. — Steven Wright
George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school,… — Steven Wright
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There… — Chris Rock
You can be funny and say what you mean; these ideas are not mutually exclusive. Some of the best jokes came from people who meant… — Hari Kondabolu
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I… — George Lopez

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