"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful." — Drew Carey

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

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110 Quotes by Drew Carey

Drew Carey has 110 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and…
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never…
My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can…
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of…
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read…
The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized…

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I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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