Crappy Quotes
110 quotes by 99 authors
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Don't settle. Don't finish crappy books. If you don't like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you're not on the right path, get off it.
— Chris Brogan
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Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
— George Carlin
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My father in the film - which we probably haven't seen in previous movies, and in British Asian movies you could probably count on one…
— Parminder Nagra
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Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because they get the…
— Joan Rivers
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I completely love playing and designing games and always will. I am so into games that I listen to game music all day. That may…
— John Romero
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Procastination is not about not doing is about not doing and feeling crappy.
— David Allen
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I write some crappy songs. ... but every once in a while I get just the right words put together for the right moment, and…
— Bonnie Baker
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Someone will always hate what I say. There’s always going to be somebody spitting blood about my wooden-faced, toffee-named, crappy acting.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
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I like to act in films, I like to shoot 'em, I like to direct 'em, I like to be around 'em. I like the…
— John Cassavetes
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The truth is I'm a dork. I collected comics. I still love cartoons. I'd rather be at home on a Friday night than out at…
— Nathan Fillion
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Think of a field of daisies: they bloom, they wither, and in the spring they grow again. Who wants to see the same stupid daisy…
— Rudy Rucker
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I don't make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don't take myself seriously, but I take my movies very…
— Lloyd Kaufman
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You got dealt some crappy cards. But you're the one who has to decide how to play them.
— Diane Chamberlain
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I did it because I thought I could die quickly if I lived like that. I couldn't end my life, leaving behind my younger sister.…
— Ma-Roo
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In rowing, you're always striving for that perfect stroke, that repetition, each one being as good as the last. Same thing with cooking. You can't…
— Bryan Volpenhein
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Crappy old OSes have value in the basically negative sense that changing to new ones makes us wish we'd never been born.
— Neal Stephenson
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Don't let the bastards get you down. Christians aren't God. Religious people aren't God. God loves you, just where you're at... just the way you…
— Jay Bakker
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Was I being groomed for some special mission? What possible purpose could an existence like mine serve? When I wasn’t drinking in crappy bars, I…
— Heather King
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In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. If the sparks don’t fly from…
— Rhoda Janzen
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You have to surrender to your mediocrity, and just write. Because it's hard, really hard, to write even a crappy book. But it's better to…
— Cheryl Strayed
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